Pokemon Sword and Pokemon Shield have been out for a few days now, leaks have been online even longer. I’ve never been a massive Pokemon fan but as a 90s kid, I can’t help but be interested when new games come out. I know a lot of fans care much more about new moves, abilities and items but to me, the most important part of new games is the new Pokemon within them. I know everyones opinion is different, so keep in mind this is just mine. As a resident of the Galar region (aka United Kingdom), I think I have the right to judge my regions pokemon on their designs.
(Best)
Corviknight
This was one of the first Galar Pokemon officially shown to the public, straight away it became a new fan favourite. I can easily see why that is, let’s face it, this metal bird just looks really cool. It’s like an upgraded, darker version of Skarmory, it could be its evolution but it stand just fine on its own. Corviknight is the final stage of the regional bird line in Galar, they also seem to be an awesome taxi-like service in Galar, flying people all over the region. I don’t know about you but I’d choose flying on a awesome large metal bird over taking an Uber anyday.
Coalossal
Another Galar Pokemon that just looks cool, or hot in the case of this Rock/Fire type Pokemon. Rolycoly may not look very strong or intimidating but its final evolution definitely does. Coalossal is a real beast, its apperance screams strength and awesomeness, its clearly based on the British coal industry, with coal literally being part of its body and the source of its Fire typing. According to the pokedex, it’s genrally a peaceful Pokemon, a gentle giant unless you harm coal mining caves in anyway. So if I were you, I’d show respect to the caves.
Centiskorch
This is one of my personal favourites, in terms of design for Galar Pokemon. I know exactly why that is, it’s because Centiskorch is clearly based on the ancient insect Arthropleura. If you don’t know what that is and you don’t like giant bugs, I wouldn’t recommend googling it. I’m not the biggest fan of bugs in general but Arthropleura, I quite like for some reason. So, the idea of an Arthropleura with Fire powers, ok that’s fantastic.
Grimmsnarl
Next on the best list is what I’ve heard some people refer to as the “Devil Pokemon”, admittedly I can understand that nickname. Grimmsnarl does look like a green demon but for some reason I like it, it’s definitely ugly, there’s no doubt about that. With its long fangs and large pointy nose and ears but it’s ugly in a cool interesting way rather than a disgusting way. The Pokedex also says it’s very strong, it uses its long hair as a weapon in battle, which is new and interesting. It’s a Dark/Fairy type, so I would decribe it as an Antihero figure, at times aggressive and mischievous but no bad at heart. If I were playing the game, I’d almost certainly add this final form of Impidimp to my main team.
Frosmoth
Another new Bug type! This bug also as the power of Ice on its side. In a way it’s kind of the counterpart of Centiskorch, which is a Fire/Bug type, while Frosmoth is a Ice/Bug type. Another parallel is that Centiskorch crawls on the ground, while Frosmoth flies through the air. I can’t decide which bug I prefer, and I refuse to choose between them. You just look at Frosmoth and think “Ok, that looks cool, literally!”, a flying ice moth does sound like something you’d want as a pet, plus its pre-evolution is pretty cute, so there’s that.
(Worst)
Applin – Flapple – Appletun
I know this a whole evolution line, instead of one Pokemon but I had to put all of them on the worst design list. I don’t want to insult the designers but they really must have had an off day, when they came up with these things. As you can probably tell by their names, they’re all based on Apples, that could be a good idea but they did not do it right, when I first saw these new Pokemon, I thought to myself “How stupid do they look?”. Applin is nothing but a worm inside an Apple, Flapple is a small Lizard with Apple chunks as wings and Appletun is literally a living Apple pie, I mean how dumb does that sound?!. I’m honestly ashamed to call them Galar Pokemon.
Sinsitea – Polteageist
These Pokemon I don’t like simply because they don’t make sense, I don’t like any Pokemon that don’t make logical sense, I know the Pokemon world doesn’t keep to our laws of Science but I want them to at least try to make them believable. So let me ask you, how on Earth, does an animal hatch already inside a teacup/teapot? I know they were doing the whole British people drink a lot of Tea thing but come on! Some Pokemon carrying sticks or Vegetables, I get because they’re found in the wild but since when are Teacups/pots found in the wild?! I know it’s just a game but It gets on my nerves, so there sue me.
Galarian Meowth – Perrserker
These I don’t like because they obvious exist purely to prey on fans emotions, Meowth is a original and popular Pokemon, so the game makers pounce on it, and milk it as much as they can. Meowth already has a regional variant in Alola, now it’s the only Pokemon to have more than one regional variant (I wonder why?). No one asked for another form of Mewoth but they made one anyway, and boys and girls that’s not all. Not only do we have Galarian Meowth but also Gigantamax Meowth. Noone can tell me that the Pokemon Company are not abusing Meowth for profit. I don’t like Galarian Meowth’s evolution Perrserker for one reason and one reason only, it doesn’t need to exist. Meowth already has an evolution Persian, and in Alola we got Alolan Persian, so why wouldn’t they just make Galarian Persian? I don’t get it.
Eiscue
I saved the best, or worst in this case for last. I won;t be saying much about this new Pokemon, because if I start I may never stop. This Ice type Pokemon, is literally a real world Penguin with it’s head cut off and a giant ice cube stuck on. It is without a doubt, in my eyes the laziest designed Pokemon ever! Some people say the Pokemon Company are running out of Pokemon design ideas, I didn’t believe it but after seeing this Pokemon, I’m seriously starting to change my mind. It’s just so dumb and lacks any creativity, it shouldn’t be a Pokemon, simple as that.
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